stoner novels
Reborn Into Royalty
by Dabized
“I do not love you, and I do not hate you. I tolerate you.”*****44-year-old Eloise Carlton was a notorious drunk. A stoner. A disgrace to the well-known Carlton family of England. She had no proper certificate or etiquette, a black sheep in a family where are three sisters were Doctors, and her two brothers were CEOs. She had nothing to show. After being abandoned by someone she thought loved her, she went to prison. Her life was a mess, and she died the night of her birthday. She awoke in a new…
Tales of an Over-Powered Stoner
by JesterRage
Telling the story of Zeek, the God of Weed and how he came to be... Well more like just his story... Or just his... Uhhh.... Just enjoy the tale!..(Would like ideas for characters!)
I'm Pregnant, Sincerely Your Rejected Mate
by Veliciah
A one-night stand with my handsome Alpha mate ends in disaster once he discovers I'm packless and was thrown away to fend for myself by my original pack for being a lazy stoner. Needless to say, my mate, Wesley, rejects me on the spot. I'm not good enough for him—too bad he won't get rid of me after our night together. Not when I'm carrying his baby. Karma is a B....isn't she?
DEMIGODS OF EARTH
by Ana_Ruby_Stoner
Annabeth is a demigod but she does not know that. She got adopted by a man called Mr. Cruise in a Demigod school. She felt piercing pains in her head and deafening sounds and when it happens things break and people get hurt. She tries to control her powers but she can't. Knowing her sorrow and inability to control her power mutants try to take advantage of her. Will darkness have a victory over light...Read to find out.
The Reset: Dawn of the New Age
by N3ofyte
After ominous spires rise from the ground that emits toxic gas that seems to change adults into flesh eating animals, a stoner, his psycho friend and a complete stranger must find a way to survive in their new environment.(This is my first novel and im trying to get on a schedule that works for me so i will be posting 5 chaps a week, yes i know it is minimal but i still need to focus on school and other stuff)(this is not a Magical realism and I cant change it)
Immortals Coffee Shop
by Le_Qu
What do you think would happen if your typical stoner were to transmigrate to a Cultivation Universe and to open a coffee shop ? Well if you wan‘t to find out then this is the book for you! (Disclaimer: I will use real cannabis strains and think of new ones with special effects. Also, if you don‘t know what a coffee shop is, those shops are often found in Amsterdam which sell cannabis (legally) however, I will explain it further in the novel.)(DISCLAIMER: I do not promote smoking weed, this is s…
Silent November
by SilasOfGraffitia
Akira Shinjuku isn't your average teenager living in 1987 Japan. The world's greatest paranormal investigator working for the Bureau of Paranormal Extermination, he wields a divine superpower called a Rock Move, with his Rock Move, Footloose, being the strongest of them all. Aided by his doom and gloom girlfriend Amanda Valentine, his edgy as blades rival Rei Higashikata, his video game and cartoon obsessed alien best friend Josefumi Jirou, and a gambling addicted stoner German witch named Maria…
I'm The Alpha's Assassin Mate
by Nebula_27
"Please!" My victim begged. "Don't do this! What do you want? I'll give you all my money! Just please let me live!" My knife arched downwards through their throat. They never learn. Begging doesn't help their cases.'I'm Bethany Lloyd.'I glance back at my victim, whose back was arched and mouth unhinged in a silent scream.'I'm an assassin. Yes. You heard me correctly. Assassin. A. S. S. A. S. S. I. N.'My family? They know what I do. My twin brother Sebastian Lloyd does the exact same thing as me.…
Ganja God
by FortuneFavours
In a world of swords, sorcery, and spiritual supremacy... one stoner will rise higher than them all.Tyler "Toke" Greenfield was just another burnout from Humboldt County—until a cosmic hiccup yanked him into the Qi-Realm, a land where powerful cultivators soar across the skies and clash for divine treasures.But Tyler isn’t here to fight for glory or ascend to immortality. He’s here to farm the dankest spiritual herb in all of existence.Armed with the mysterious Ganja Cultivation System and a pas…
A Merry Christmas
by Ana_Ruby_Stoner
This story is like a strawberry sweet and sour and with a little bit of twinkle
Tachyon
by Psycho_Paradox
My name is Jonathan Allen and I think I just became the fastest man alive ,i used to be just your average everyday Otaku, shut in ,stoner then one day i died you see while I was playing a game the console exploded right in my face most painful thing ever but thats not what killed me ,at the hospital the nurses fucked up and gave me too much morphine and overdosed me then well....let's find out
Cinderfella and His Sleeping Beauty
by IPR_firstandbest
Following Cecil Wright, a teenage boy overwhelmed with the decision to ask out one of the most popular girls in school (and previously best friend, though can you have best friends in high school? Can you have friends?), Ellen Prince, to homecoming, he struggles to fend himself against insanely possessive jock, Doug Watterson, and a constantly running time limit. It’s okay though, because he has his friend, Anthony Sanderson, on his side to encourage him when things are looking overwhelming for …
Multiverse System: The Chronicles Of Pothead
by SophocleS
Marley, nicknamed Snoopy, is a 40-year-old stoner living in New York City. Snoopy is a laid-back dope dealer and likes to drive around the city while he's high, jamming to “Burn One Down.” Unfortunately, he gets killed in a drive-by shooting meant for his gang leader twin brother. Then God felt bad for him and reincarnated him with a system. Snoopy will journey through the past and future and pass joints and bongs with historical figures and introduce Mary Jane In the Multiverse.
REBORN VILLAINOUS: Second lead turned Vicious..
by rutuhaste
There is one thing common between the second lead and villainous that none of them gets the male lead. The second lead and villainous both has to watch the female protagonist to get together with the male lead and have their ”happily ever after”.Viviana Stoner, the second lead, is standing in a corner of the celebration hall and watch from afar as the male lead and the female protagonist gets engaged to each other. Even though she had loved him a lot, she is happy to see him with the one he love…
Muhammad Ali, Brian Clough, Diego Maradona and more
by Ahmed_Shafique
We’re not the first to observe that the thing about sport is that it comes with a built-in narrative arc. There will be heroes and there will be villains. There will be triumphs and there will be disappointments. There will be winners and there will be losers (unless it’s a sport like football which, to Ted Lasso’s continuing befuddlement, allows for a “tie”). But what happens off the pitch, or outside the field, or court-side, can often be as dramatic – if not more so – than what happens on, as…